Trippy Tea Box

Description

It’s almost time for lift-off! Trippy Tea introduces our most popular item, the Trippy Teabox. Packed with 7g of magic mushrooms, it’s one helluva ride. There are three flavors to choose from including Lemon Ginger Tea, Roobios Chai Herbal Tea, and Earl Grey Black Tea. The box is perfect for those beginners and seasoned psychonauts alike. Choose the dosage that’s right for you and strap yourselves in because the rocketship is about to take off.

Let the good times roll and be prepared for some outrageous moments, random bouts of uncontrollable laughter and an overwhelming feeling of joy and happiness!

Dosage: 7g per box, 7 Teabags x 1g magic mushroom

Trip level:

Musem Dose (1 Teabag) – Colors Become More Vivid, Closed & Open Eye Visuals, Distracted Thought Patter, Enhanced Creativity.

Moderate Dose (2-3 Teabags) – Warped & Kaleidoscopic Visuals, Mild Hallucinations, 3D Closed Eye Visuals, Minor Synesthesia, Distorted Sense of Time, Uncontrollable Laughter, Interconnectedness, Empathy.
Mega Dose (3-4 Teabags) – Heavy Hallucinations, Ego Dissolution, Mild Disconnect from Reality, Complete Loss of Time, Synesthesia, Out of Body Experiences (Not recommended for Beginners)

Heroic Dose (+5 Teabags) – Complete Altering of Senses, Ego Death, Complete Disconnect from Reality. (Not recommended for Beginners)

Directions:
1. Pour boiling water into a cup.

2. Place the desired number of teabags into cup.

3. Steep for 5-8 minutes.

4.  Add some lemon juice and sugar.

5. Enjoy Responsibly.

Don’t have a Keurig, but love the packaging?? Not a problem! Each tube comes with empty paper teabags. Just crack open the lid, pour the contents into the teabags, and steep for 8 minutes.